Forbidden Fruit Spotted on Potomac St

For years, I’ve heard rumors of this exotic place. The sweetness of the words those who have come and gone shared was enough to alert me to the orgasmic goodness I should expect if ever given the opportunity to meet its delight face-to-face. #

Naomi Watson wasn’t lying when she said the line was out the door last night at Georgetown Cupcake. As we turned the corner from M St., there it was, along with the smiles of many neighbors and certainly many virgins, like myself. #

It didn’t take a detective to figure out where Georgetown Cupcake was. As we sat in Tackle Box restaurant making sure the lobster roll and fish tacos were safe to eat, we stared at the forbidden fruit. Two girls decided to tease us with these marvelous cupcakes on the sidewalk right in front of the window we were sitting behind. Fortunate for them, the glass shielded them from any attempt by us to steal the cupcakes. #

Most that passed by the girls stared with delight and some ended up stading with us at 1209 Potomac St. Although the girls were brave in their decision to get a 6-pack, we opted for the 4-pack, which was possibly the best decision we made all evening. After all, we now have a reason to go back. Mocha was my favorite. #